Unending VI: Ending

And....I cried. God...damn...it.

Unending V

Oh, the irony! Growing old and dying while the rest of the universe stands still!

Woe is me!

I should have never played God!

Unending IV

A TIME DILATION FIELD?!?!? SAMANTHA CARTER, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

Unending III

Okay, finally, in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (which i friggin got for $8)...you get a fucking COMBAT KNIFE! Yeah, it's wicked. AND you can hack into computers with your super futuristic binoculars! Damn! Of course, if you've had a few drinks, it's kinda hard to play the hacking mini-game...so it goes a little more like:

"Wait...no...that's it..."

"The entry code?"

"No! It's the melody to Funky Town!" *giggles*

Oh! Oh shit! IT'S STARTING!! WOOOOOOOT!!!

GOIN OUT WITH A BANG!! THERE'S A TAGLINE!

Unending II

Things overhead in an episode of Thundercats (damn you, Netflix!):

"Hear the magic, hear the roar! Thundercats are loose!"

"Oh my goodness Wilycat, look!"

"Rules are only meaningful if people follow them. Otherwise...they're just...words."

"Their evil ploy backfired on them!" "Ha ha! Yeah!"

"Go, gentle Brute-men, return to your simple lives and peaceful ways!"

Unending

Things I ponder as I get hammered in preparation for the Stargate series (grand) finale:

I am totally unnerved by the sexual tension between the animated characters in the esurance tv ads. I mean, seriously. Will they hook up? Won't they? Is she using him as an advertisement? Is he using her for shady car insurance quotes? What's the dynamic when he's the coach of the one player hockey/basketball/baseball/baseketball team and she's the star player? How do they celebrate defeating the evil robotic forces of the opposing team/insurance companies? What the fuck is going on here? Seriously.

At least they're not sex-tease selling home equity loans.