I never cease to amaze myself.
My iPod has been all wonky of late, what with the flagrent not playing about 2/3 of the songs I loaded on there. So, the solution: brainwash the fucker and re-up-load everything.
Sweet.
So, while cleaning and packing for Alaska, I decided to burn all of my CD's onto my 200 GB hard drive. In the process, I ran across an old friend, and decided that it deserved a place of honor.
I am, of course, referring to the Icewind Dale video game soundtrack, which is now on my iTunes. Oh yes. Hey, it won some awards, apparently.
Then this happened:
Cowled Wizard 1: "This nerd's power is immense! We must overcome him quickly!"
Cowled Wizard 2 (to Rob): "You will c-c-cease your spell casting and come with us!"
Rob: "You bore me, mageling!"
Rob: *Casts Disintigrate*
Cowled Wizard 2: Will save: (4+3=7; vs 69) Failed!
Cowled Wizard 2: "Aaaaaargh!"
Cowled Wizard 2: Death
Cowled Wizard 1: Casts Magic Missle
Rob: Will save: (20+69=89; vs 15) Success
Rob: Casts Enemies Explode
Cowled Wizard 1: "Grgrrlge..."
Cowled Wizard 1: Death
Rob: "Ha!"
Narrator: Thou hast done well in deafeating the weak-ass douchebag Wizards! You get 2XP, 3 gold, and a cookie.
That was a good cookie.
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