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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Happy 4th!

Happy 4th of July, people!

Posted by rob at 3:37 PM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: hooray!; July 4, 2007 at 10:44 PM

Statement of Purpose-A Living Document

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"Now the hungry generations tread us down. We hardly learn the name and faces of our hundreds of students before they break ranks and go their ways, and then we must resume our Sisyphaean labors. Is there no way in which we can return to the Arcadian methods of those early days?" (Fred Scott, U. of Michigan, 1895) (10/5/2010)

No, that has always been our policy. (9/28/10)

Know That Which Has Come Before

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Childish things that make me laugh

(Does not) Protect your car from Jewish Weddings
Jake Delhomme Advertising Hall of Fame
Badgers

rogues gallery

alaskan spice
misfit toys (Global Edition)
comatose kindacanadian
tumped *insert preposition here*
***Warning: High-brow content***
zen and banana bread
Shitting Donkeys

Statement of Purpose Archive

"Identification is affirmed with earnestness precisely because there is division. Identification is compensatory to division. If men were not apart from one another, there would be no need for the rhetorician to proclaim their unity. If men were wholly and truly of one substance, absolute communication would be of man's very essence." -Kenneth Burke

"Analysis requires emphasis on the issue under consideration, but texts are richer than anything such an isolation of aspects can yield." -Shlomith Rimmon-Kenan

"Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska." (2-7-09)

I have destroyed you, and scattered you to the winds. (1-20-09)

Rhetoric. Composition. Analysis. Pedagogy. Inquiry. Exciting. Rinse and repeat. And repeat. And repeat... (12-11-08)

"Civility" suggests a superficial, pinky-in-the-air veneer of politeness spread thin over human relations like a layer of marmalade over toast." -Deborah Tannen, The Argument Culture (10-8-08)

Without evil there would be no good so it must be good to be evil sometiiiiiiiiiimes! (8-10-08)

"Robot Lords of Tokyo, smile taste kittens!
Don't you know the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?" -Clutch, "10001110101" (7-17-08)

Beta Cite does not formally recognize the Second Law of Thermodynamics. (6-14-08)

"The traditional caveat of yesteryear against ending sentences with prepositions is, for most writers, an unnecessary and pedantic restriction." -Chicago Manual of Style (4-30-08)

Fucking New Disturbed Track! (4-10-08)

"Wow, we totally screwed up that guy's life with our time machine." (3-31-08)

"...at least you have a good attitude about it." *Hands me a scotch on the rocks* (2-29-08)

"Hi, my name is Hymen." (2-20-08)

No, seriously, what the hell? (2-15-08)

Ka-plow! (2-6-08)

This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down. (12-23-07)

The only stupid question is the one you didn't ask before it was too friggin late. (12-10-07)

If it flies...it dies. (11-7-07)

"Do not eat that! It's C-4!" (10-25-07)

"What mighty contests rise from trivial things" (10-19-07)

-"...Do you want a glass so no one will know you're drinking a Coors Light?"
-"No. No, I do not." (10-13-07)

The Mummy is ready for his mystical journey. (10-4-07)

Normalcy is on hold until further notice. (9-28-07)

This plan can't possibly backfire. (9-20-07)

Feel the wrath of my writtenness. (9-13-07)

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